In ’17, my boyfriend was on the phone with God and whatever they were talking about led God to believe that we were asking for a threesome. So God grabbed their bike and met us at the phone booth. We had to break the news to God that there had been a misunderstanding. God was very good natured about it and took us over to meet the God that replaced them when they came to meet us. We didn’t have a threesome with that God, either.
#missedopportunities #missedconnections