Talk to God Virtual

Published by ☎️✨ Angel of the Website on September 20, 2020September 20, 2020

Hello everyone, this is God. I missed speaking to thousands of you this year. Since you all ask for advice and pray for shit only after you find yourself needing me, I have one crucial nugget of wisdom to bestow upon you all… STOP complying. Show some balls and vagina. Stick up for yourself before they take every bit of me-given freedom I meant for you all to have.

Jesus Christ people (not really my kid, I promise I didn’t bang Mary… Not my type. And yes I use his name in vain all the time because he’s not a “Lord”), pay attention. You’re all losing the freewill I blessed you with. Don’t let those evil fuckers of politicians take it away from you (yes, they eat babies and worship Satan, it’s not a myth). If you let them take your personal freedom away, you never deserved to have it in the first place…But since I’m God and all, I’m telling you you’re entitled to personal liberties and you have my permission to FIGHT for it. Stop being sheepish pussies. I cannot do this for you. It’s a test and some, no, many of you are failing miserably. Lean into fear and embrace it, do not cower or concede to it.

See you next year… Oh, and Satan does hang out at BRC. While he was gone I sat in his chair to mock him. And here’s a little secret, Satan has a tiny penis, but you probably figured that out by now.

OK humans, Love each other, be charitable, fight for your freedom and Fuck your Burn. See you next year.

(Posted on Facebook: “Burning Man 2021” group)

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Talking to God

Have a private conversation with some incarnation of the One and Only Being. Or, just come hang out with the angels.

At the Burning Man festival almost every year for the last two decades there has been a symbol, a waypoint, an opportunity; to speak with God. There have been laughs, tears, concern and a most unique human interaction…..in a phone booth.

That’s Right!

It may not be safe to meet on the Playa so we are taking this event online!

Our team is working on a variety of services to make this time just as memorable as any other.

When the event starts and is running the “I want to talk to God” button will take you into the event.

Calling all People in need of a conversation with your God/Goddess.

We live in extraordinary times, and even without the present challenges of the year we all have a need to talk, to communicate, to be with others of like mind and soul. The phone booth has been a symbol of the conversation for so long and we hope to make it so this year as well. So come with us on this journey and speak with God.

Beyond Belief was the theme of the burn that year. Members of the Ojai Bureau of Pleasure (OBOP), from Ojai, California, came up with an idea. The idea was simple; would you like to talk to God? We built it, we staffed it, we answered the call. What came of the idea is one of the longest running art installations existing on the Playa. No one will know how many calls were answered but many remember the experience from either side of the line.

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